Christmas jokes

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?                                                      Quit hanging around

What do snowmen eat for lunch?                                                                                             Burrrr-itos

Where does Santa keep his money?                                                                                        In a snow bank

What is a Christmas tree’s least favorite month?                                                             Sep-timber

What do you get when you mix a dog and a snowflake?                                              Frostbite

Why did Santa feel bad about himself?                                                                                  He had low elf-esteem